Roastable
LinkedIn reality check

Roast your LinkedIn. Fix the fiction.

Paste your LinkedIn profile URL or About section. Roastable turns corporate fog into a savage roast—and a share card worth posting.

Create your free roast

Free account required to create and save your roast. No credit card.

ROASTABLE / LINKEDIN
Live proof
linkedin.com/in/your-name · About section detected

Savage mode

“Strategic thought leader” is brave language for someone whose biggest strategy is adding “synergy” to every sentence.

Share card readyNo fake praise detected

How it works

Less advice. More honesty.

  1. 01

    Paste the proof

    Drop in your public LinkedIn URL or paste the About section you want put on trial.

  2. 02

    Pick your heat

    Start Savage for the laugh. Nice Mode stays ready when you want the useful rewrite.

  3. 03

    Share the damage

    Get a roast built for a screenshot—not a stale paragraph you will never post.

Beyond LinkedIn

Your other copy can catch smoke too.

LinkedIn is the launchpad. When you are ready, bring the resume, pitch, bio, or profile that has been getting away with too much.

Resume

Next up after your profile.

Founder pitch

Ready when you are.

Creator bio

Ready when you are.

Dating profile

Ready when you are.

When you want the rewrite

Nice Mode Pro is the aftercare.

Start with the free roast. Upgrade later for the constructive pass: sharper positioning, specific rewrites, and polished exports.

Nice Mode Pro

$9/month

Roast + repair
Constructive Nice Mode
Profile rewrite suggestions
Vertical video exports
Custom roast personas
See Nice Mode Pro

Before you submit

Questions worth asking

Your LinkedIn thinks it is ready. Prove it.

Paste the profile. We will bring the heat—and the screenshot.

Create your free roast